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Index of Worthwhile Canadians

"No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American,
but without the gun."
-Dave Foley

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Todd Bertuzzi Scores!

Alright, here's our list of the greatest Canadians of all time.
 
1. Alan Thicke
2. Todd Bertuzzi
3. Mike Meyers
4. Howie Mandel
5. Avril Lavigne
6. Rick Moranis
7. Dave Thomas (from Strange Brew asshole, not Wendy's)
8. Bryan Adams
9. Faggy Prime Minister
10. Kevin McDonald
11. Sam Donaldson
12. John Candy
13. Canadian Casino Workers
14. Bruce McColluch
15. Fat Dude from Barenaked Ladies
16. Snow (Informer)
17. Sum 41
18. Bobcat Goldthwaith
19. Mario Lemieux
20. Pam Anderson
21. James Carey
22. Paul Hayden Desser
23. Vancouver Hooters Girls
24. Dub (William) Shatner
25. Shania Twain
26. Harry Anderson
27. Harland Williams
28. Mike Vanderjat
29. Norm MacDonald
30. Rick Moranis
 
That's it! Notice how neither Wayne Grestky nor Celine Dion were listed. We have also scientifically proven this.