"God has E.D."
Storyline: God, played by Tom Selleck is having problems with the ladies. Omnipotent or impotent?
Jackson's Five Year Old
Storyline: Michael Jackson, celebrating his release from prison, buys an Indonesian boy with
the money he raised from working the D-block. Guest stars Osama bin Laden converting hobos into a deadly army of panhandlers.
'Italians In Space' or something like that:
Starring: Joey Fatone and Ray Romano
Storyline: On a space mission, Joey ruins the navigation system by spilling spaghetti sauce
all over it. They're stuck in space, until being rescued by two sexy female aliens played by (insert funny stereotype here)
who are looking to get married and take them back to their own planet, which vaguely resembles 1930s Poland.
Remember that time you stuck a Corona bottle in my ass?
Starring: Those black kids from 'Good Burger'
Storyline: Every episode involves sodomy with a beer bottle.
P.S. They run a SCUBA shop.